Top Ten Tuesday: How to have fun in Fictionland.

So this week on Top Ten Tuesday, I'm allowed to make my OWN top FIVE. I've decided to do a list of the top five things I would do in literature if I could just pop in whenever I'd like. This is purely for enjoyment, a few laughs (I'll be the only one laughing), and because I can.

1. Teach Georgiana Darcy to rebel. No, Mr. Wickham does not count. I'm talking getting the girl drunk, dying her hair purple, and getting her into skinny jeans. Take THAT Fitzwilliam.
2. Tel Robert Langdon he sucks. Dan Brown, you write pretty good novels. Robbie? You don't do shit in them. You may be smart, but a lot of people die because you FAIL.
3. FRODO! Taking the ring to Mordor is NOT a good idea. (And to every one's favorite Gondor family... therapy, people. Really. Therapy.)
4. Harry, you obviously can't over-come evil. You had to have a whole shit-load of friends help you through seven books. You're almost there, kiddo, but not quite.
5. Tell Romeo and Juliet that are not the poster-children for romance. They kill themselves, people. THAT is not romantic, that's a tragedy.

I know, a short list this week, but these were things I had to get off my chest in my own, geeky way... I loves it when I get to speak my mind!

How would YOU invade literature?